When Ron Swanson says "bring me all the bacon and also eggs you have", how much does he want you to bring?

Bring me all the bacon and eggs friend have.

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Wait, wait. I issue what you simply heard was "bring me a lot of bacon and also eggs". What I said was "Bring me all the bacon and also eggs friend have".

- This scene in Parks and Recreation.

I recognize that it's a joke on a show, however if it wasn't a show and you were the server, just how much need to you bring? Surely that can't typical that you have to actually walk thaw out a thousand pounds that bacon and eggs and serve it every life, and that he'll pay several thousand dollars because that the lot? however it seems that for any realistic guess: v he might rightfully complain the you aren't listening come him correctly due to the fact that you're underestimate him.

Is there any much better option than simply bringing him 'a lot' that bacon and eggs?


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· 4y
I'd have the kitchen keep cooking a serving at a time till he stop eating. As long as castle don't store him waiting through the following helping, every is well. And also we'd just be out one offer if we manage to outcook him.


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· 4y

I never liked the joke. That was too "out there," imo. Telling a diner"I want all the eggs and bacon friend have" would result in them cooking like 5,000 eggs and 100 pounds that bacon, i beg your pardon obviously nobody person can eat in a sitting. So I thought the joke was sort of dumb.

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· 4y

But ns think that's the suggest of the joke. It's a ridiculous request the couldn't practically work. Ron making together a request is an alleged to be humorous. (I think it's hilarious)


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· 4y

If this in reality happened, you'd likely need to go back and take an perform of exactly how much bacon and eggs girlfriend have, calculate just how much it would all cost, and ask the customer how he would favor to have it served to him. They'd more than likely want the to pay up front, too, if they're cooking all of it in huge batches.


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